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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabaghoul"

"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"

"ME: WOW! Bigfoot! BIGFOOT: Hey Smallfoot M: U call us Smallfoot? BF: U have small feet M: no, urs r big BF: mine r normal M: huh BF: see ya"

"It was a good decision to remove all the mirrors from my car I haven't looked back since."

"Donald Trumps Presidential Campaign I'd say thats a good enough joke..."

"2016 That's it."

"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."

"Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things."

"Oscar Pistorius said he wanted a new bathroom door..... But his girlfriend was dead against it"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."