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Joke of the Day
"Nice guys finish last, cause stamina."
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"Good friends help you move. Great friends help you move bodies."
"A Woman has an orgasm everytime she sneezes. Her friend is worried and asks, ""What do you take for it?"" She says, ""Pepper."""
"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"
"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"
"What did one businessmen voyeur say to the other? I'll have my peephole call your peephole."
"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."
"Facebook Friend: I woke up at 3:30am so I could sneak in a 8 mile run. Me: I skipped showering so I could sleep an extra 15 minutes."
"What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"My dad keeps throwing erasers at me... My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, ""Why dad!"" he replied ""the first rubber I used didn't get rid of my mistake, maybe this one will"""