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Joke of the Day

"Girl: ""all boys are the same"" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities."

"It's really hard to balance work, family, and not caring about anything."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""

"My actual wife and my twitter wife are talking via Kik. I will be camping in the woods forever if you need me."

"Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one."

"Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?"

"The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool"

"Sorry I said you looked like black Garfield in your Catwoman costume."

"It's ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days I know he's a priest but he's not going to do anything out in public"

"Where do Dalmatians get their music from? Spotify."