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Joke of the Day
"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."
Next Joke
"What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man."
"Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !"
"What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger? A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges"
"The dad asks his son: ""What has four legs and isn't alive? Son: ""nice try, a chair!"" Dad: ""Nope. Our dog just died."""
"Just saw a great panel at Comic-Con, ""How to Talk to a Human Woman."""
"JEllo hooker? What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out"
"Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith."
"Mom says to Dad: ""I've found a BDSM magazine under our son's bed. What are we supposed to do about it?"" Dad replies: ""I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."""
"The Cleveland Browns Title says it all"