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Joke of the Day

"Things have changed so much like 4000 years ago if you killed a lion and could fix people's teeth you would have been the king of everything"

"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."

"What does an 80-year-old person taste like? Depends."

"Why are the best psychoanalysists Asian? Because they grew up listening to Pink Freud."

"If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I'd see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder."

"At the police station a) Somebody stole my wallet. b) When did this happen ? a) I don't know he also stole my watch."

"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."

"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"

"A better world I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"A dwarf, that happens to be a mystic, escapes from prison. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."