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Joke of the Day

"Things have changed so much like 4000 years ago if you killed a lion and could fix people's teeth you would have been the king of everything"

"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"

"I was dating a radiologist... but it didn't work out: she could see right though me."

"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"

"Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!"

"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."

"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"

"A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they're reigning cats and dogs."

"If you ever feel useless... Remember there is a someone in the BMW factory installing turn signals."

"New machine at the gym There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all. Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas."