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Joke of the Day

"JEllo hooker? What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."

"Why do people choose to become bakers? Because they knead the dough."

"but sir, if a picture is worth a thousamd words then i dont understamd why my essay cant just be 4 or 5 emojis"

"Did you know Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock? Yeah, but it's up his ass and it belongs to Usher"

"What do you call a Mexican who has just lost his car? Carlos"

"Poop jokes are great, But sometimes they're slightly corny."

"After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, ""Kindergarten"" takes on a new, darker meaning."

"What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs? A condescending Khan descending."