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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a great panel at Comic-Con, ""How to Talk to a Human Woman."""
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"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. Until the library kicked me out...."
"Hate when I lay out too close to the shoreline and the other beach goers team up to try to push me back in the water."
"I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. And then to the mall."
"""1990 called, they want their shirt back."" ""...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"""
"Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband* Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*"
"What's the best way to reheat turkey? Nuke it."
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"
"What's the tallest building in the world? A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)"