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Joke of the Day

"Mom says to Dad: ""I've found a BDSM magazine under our son's bed. What are we supposed to do about it?"" Dad replies: ""I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."""

"I wanted to date a girl once... but as a server admin I couldn't come out of my shell."

"World's shortest poem titled.... Fleas Adam had `em"

"If people on Twitter found a horses' head in their bed at least 3/4 of them would get a selfie with it before calling the cops....."

"What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? A stroke of genius!"

"This ""violence in the workplace"" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything."

"Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc."

"A Man Walks Into A Bar The other one ducks"

"What do you call an Asian Terrorist group? Rice-is"

"A horse walks into a bar. ""Too late,"" says the bartender, ""we're joking about the pope now."""