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Joke of the Day

"Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !"

"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"

"Some day, Canada will take over the world. And then we'll all be sorry."

"You know why T-Rex can't clap his hands? Because he's dead."

"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"

"A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight. The gate attendant told him, ""Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."""

"If you thought the last status was good, Check this one out........1"

"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."

"Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up. -submissive's answering machine."

"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors."