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Joke of the Day

"What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man."

"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."

"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"

"""son, did i ever tell you about how I served in Nom?"" ""dad, don't you mean Nam?"" ""sorry son i ate a small cake at the end of that sentence"""

"Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos."

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."

"Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere."

"Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!"

"How do Mexicans cut their Pizza? With Little Caesars."