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Joke of the Day
"Take my advice I'm not using it."
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"[baby sitting] ""Hey, yeah it's me. No, everything's fine. Just a quick question about his legs."" ""..."" ""So how many legs did he have?"""
"Sex is a lot like eating It starts with the mouth and ends in the arse"
"Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That's how this works."
"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."
"I was gonna make a joke about hitting the gym ...maybe tomorrow"
"How did alexander find out his wife was a slut? when she got the whores throat."
"[Interview] Why do you want this job? Me: *opens briefcase* I don't. *pulls out Snickers* I just wanted to eat this without my kids around"
"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis? Girls don't laugh at my jokes."