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Joke of the Day
"People wonder what my abusive father does after mom left us... Beats me.."
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"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."
"ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep."
"You wouldn't believe how many laws I'm obeying right now"
"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"
"My doctor asked if I drink to excess. I told him I'll drink to anything."
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? Its not that hard"
"What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century? A slattern pattern"
"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"
"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."