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Joke of the Day
"I feel old whenever someone tells me they were born in the 90's."
Next Joke
"Your tweet is funny. You didn't hear that short, little exhale through my nose?"
"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."
"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""if your dog barks, it's undercooked."""
"""Dr. Oz"" sounds like the guy you'd buy shrooms from in community college."
"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."
"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""
"What did the network engineer give to his fiancee? A token ring."
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much"