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Joke of the Day
"What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? I'm exhausted. What did the muffler say back? ^mmmmbfmbm"
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"What do you call 50 feminists on a bus? Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus."
"What are the most fucked up jokes you have? Mine is: How do you make a scout cry twice? You wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."
"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"
"Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I'm already here..... -Men"
"*wakes up at the crack of Dawn* *instantly regrets drunk dialing Dawn last night*"
"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"
"My friends keep telling me I'm too indecisive And I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna"
"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."