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Joke of the Day

"4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind."

"2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said ""nice lumberjack costume."""

"A girl goes to the gynecologist, and the OB/GYN says ""This might hurt a bit, do you want me to numb it?"" She nodded yes... [NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM!](http://i.imgur.com/ZtNtzNP.gif)"

"What do you call a group of pigs? A precinct."

"Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!"

"who is a skeletons favorite music artist? BONE JOVI!!!!!!!"

"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"

"Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler."

"A joke told by the mods of this sub. ""Long"""

"I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved."