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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"
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"Back in my day, Nintendo Wii meant you peed your pants because you wouldn't move for hours playing Super Mario Bros."
"On medication is the BEST time to operate heavy machinery"
"I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size Oops, wrong thread"
"If you are what you eat Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?"
"Kanye West."
"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."
"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"
"Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building."
"What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree? Poll tree!"