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Joke of the Day

"2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said ""nice lumberjack costume."""

"What's the difference...? What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck."

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"When live gives you lemons... life is trying to tell you you're leading a sour life."

"Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?"

"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor..."

"Somebody called me a racist today! I mean I think they did, it's so hard to hear through these white hoods."

"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."

"What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow? Cowlin Mockery"

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."