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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!"
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"What did the boob say to the other? ""You're my breastfriend"" *Badumm Tits*"
"I wonder if my potential boyfriend is hiding at the bottom of this ice cream tub."
"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"
"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."
"What's the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? A police horse has an extra asshole on top."
"What do firemen and Eastern European prostitutes have in common? They both go down on poles."
"If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you.... Mockin'Bae"
"Door says push.. I pull.. If it says pull I push.. I'm ether a hardcore Rebel or I need glasses..."