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Joke of the Day
"who is a skeletons favorite music artist? BONE JOVI!!!!!!!"
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"When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !"
"A poem for you I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... ******** It's not a very beautiful poem but it's quite deep"
"How is your first car like anal? You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway."
"*Superman put glasses on Mt. Rushmore faces* Lois Lane: ""What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"""
"My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it."
"Urban Outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor."
"Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps"
"ME: I know it's probably the beer talking, but you look beautiful tonight! BEER: Hey buddy, don't be putting words in my mouth now."