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Joke of the Day
"I'm very good at hurdles In fact I hold the personal record"
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"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."
"Autocorrect changed ""killing spree"" to ""killing soiree"" so bring your finest evening attire because murder can be classy."
"FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna he thinks he can sing."
"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""
"I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers."
"What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire? ""Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"""
"Saw a young couple holding hands today & it reminded me that I need to buy a bottle of vodka"
"If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020."
"Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa.. It's cheaper than burial or cremation!"