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Joke of the Day

"A girl goes to the gynecologist, and the OB/GYN says ""This might hurt a bit, do you want me to numb it?"" She nodded yes... [NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM!](http://i.imgur.com/ZtNtzNP.gif)"

"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."

"If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave"

"My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom.."

"What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween? ""Land Hoe!"""

"It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder."

"I ""pet zone"" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there."

"After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me."

"Me: If we weren't related, I'd totally sleep with you. Hot girl: But we aren't related. Me: Oh good, so you feel the same way too"

"What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel."