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Joke of the Day
"So I bought a Galaxy Note 7 today.. This phone is the bomb"
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"I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers."
"Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground? Because he reached terminal velocity."
"What's the difference between a pizza and Trevor from GTA The pizza is less greasy"
"What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean? It's the sea section."
"Why would anyone want to shoot themselves or others when we live in a world where weed, titties, Game of Thrones and free music exists?"
"I got this ""breathe"" tattoo on my wrist because I don't have a central nervous system and it's a helpful reminder."
"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"
"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"
"Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs? Divs within Divs within Divs ..."