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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pizza and Trevor from GTA The pizza is less greasy"
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"My favorite word is plagiarism. I invented that word."
"Turtles think tortoises are pretentious as hell."
"How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task? A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group."
"There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a ""Kids Eat Free"" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved."
"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."
"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."
"Why Don't Lobsters Share? Because they're shellfish."
"Why are there no black people at the North Pole? Because there is nothing to steal there"
"Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars."