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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground? Because he reached terminal velocity."
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"The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk last night you were tweeting all night with a calculator."
"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."
"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"