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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs? Divs within Divs within Divs ..."
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"Raising ones leg and releasing a loud fart is a proper response for any man who doesn't like his wife's tone of voice."
"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes."
"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"
"So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course He now has 'A license to chill'....."
"Saw a guy missing his left arm and leg, and asked how he was doing. ""Eh, I'm alright."""
"I bought a new pair of shoes the other day I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"So many weirdos, so little internet."
"Why can't Californians stop at stop signs? I don't know and this is not a laughing matter."
"Walks up in da club like ""Has anyone seen my Mom? She'll be the one trying to cover up everyone's cleavage."""