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Joke of the Day

"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"

"I love watching hardpore corn It's like watching the birth of an amazing thing we all love- Popcorn! [No Relation](http://www.hardporecorn.com/)"

"Why are you breaking up with me? ""You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird"" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands"

"The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."

"A kiss makes my whole day, but anal...(NSFW) ..makes my hole weak."

"What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent? An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO"

"Have you heard the ""good news"" about Jesus? It's his daughter's quinceanera today so he can't do our lawn"

"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."

"Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? Santa. /cringe"