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Joke of the Day
"What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean? It's the sea section."
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"Of ten puns, how many won? No pun in ten did."
"I was woken on the plane by a panicky stewardess That's how i lost my job as a pilot."
"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""
"yay 10 bucks on the floor Hello sir I'm 10 and have no money plz give me the 10 bucks.Oh you poor thing I am a nice man so I will.................KEEP IT BRO TROLOLO!"
"Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan."
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"Research shows that, on average, men tend to write longer sentences than women. They don't get periods."
"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank.... I have no words right now to describe how angry I am."