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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out..."""

"Anybody can piss on the floor but it takes a great man to shit on the ceiling"

"What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie? Duck tapes"

"I like my coffee like my slaves... Free!"

"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."

"Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties Free Burrito Bowls."

"Seven billion other people in the world and not one of them are naked in front of me right now. That just isn't right"

"Your mama is so: need some material.."

"What do you call it when a pimp catches a roomful of hookers snorting coke? A punchline."

"It's impossible to lick your elbow. You never let me. Please. I want this."