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Joke of the Day
"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."
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"How does Wonder Woman like Superman to perform oral sex? She likes him to do the justice lick."
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"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"
"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."
"Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember ""breast, thighs, moist & hot"""
"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra"
"This popped into my head in class the other day... Why do professors like stats and physics students? Because they'll work for p naughts."