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Joke of the Day
"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."
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"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."
"[1st time buying drugs] Me: can I get a *reads smudged notes on hand* married iguana Guy: *opens coat to reveal married iguanas* Me: hell ya"
"How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them."
"What kind of olives do I like? Olive them"
"""I'm up for anything"" - penises"
"Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. ~Menstruational Tweet"
"What is the best letter who represent a man? (A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail."
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, But it's also terrible."
"What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field."