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Joke of the Day
"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."
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"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""
"imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline... ""so, what are you wearing?"" ""sensible athletic wear, yah!"" ""ughhhhhhhh."""
"What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho's"
"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice?"
"Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that."
"Me: I save a bunch of time by not having to tie my shoes. Her: What do you do with the time saved? Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what?"
"Two Lesbian Vampires have just had sex.... and one says to the other: ""Same time next month?"""
"[raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that's not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much"
"Why are some musicians so antisocial? Because all they want is tonics and dominance."