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Joke of the Day
"Anybody can piss on the floor but it takes a great man to shit on the ceiling"
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"My Jewish friend was having trouble with his homework..... I guess he needed more concentration."
"Have you noticed that the ""&"" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass across the floor?"
"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""
"Summer in Scotland. . . Is the best day of the year."
"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"
"Today I extended an olive branch to my enemy. As hard as I could and right in the eye."
"You know what's messed up to find at the bottom of a jar of mayonnaise? A condom. haha"
"How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long? AHEM!"
"I always use 09/11 as my pass code... ... so I'll ""never forget."""