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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a pimp catches a roomful of hookers snorting coke? A punchline."
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"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"
"Windows: ""You may be the victim of software counterfeiting"" no Microsoft,it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I"
"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."
"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"
"what idiot named them diet pills instead of girth control"
"*Searches ""Yahoo"" on Yahoo until Yahoo has an orgasm*"
"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"
"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up."
"Why should Donald Trump be grateful to Mexicans? The power of belief in chupacabras is all that keeps his hair in this world."