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Joke of the Day

"Seven billion other people in the world and not one of them are naked in front of me right now. That just isn't right"

"I spend 90% of my time online waiting for password reset emails"

"When I was born, I was given a choice a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose"

"What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding? Yule ln!"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great!"

"I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken Christopher Reeve"

"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."

"What is donald trumps biggest fear? Mexican ghosts that can walk through walls"

"Cigarette: Hey buddy. Me: I don't smoke anymore. Cigarette: But buddy. Me: NO. Cigarette: Buddy? Me: You do make a good point. Fine."