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Joke of the Day

"A bear walks into a bar. When he get to the bar he says ""I' ll have a rum and.......coke."" ""Why the long pause?"" asks the bartender. The bear replies ""Well, I am a bear"""

"Redditors of Mississippi. Tell me how do you feel abou- Oh wait, you can't read."

"What Makes a Penis and a Rubik's Cube Similar? They both get harder the more you play with it."

"[Spelling bee] Your word is Monogamous. M-O-N-O-T-O-N-O-U-S *2 Judges stare at each other* 1st judge *nods* 2nd judge: ""We'll allow it"""

"What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI? Syphilis Snape"

"An undertaker says to a bereaved husband When did you realise your wife was dead?' Well,' he replies, the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...' from Internet."

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."

"What do you call dinosaur sluts? Herpevores"

"I named my kids after the place they were conceived Although I'm almost 100 percent sure Intheass isn't mine."

"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""