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Joke of the Day

"[Spelling bee] Your word is Monogamous. M-O-N-O-T-O-N-O-U-S *2 Judges stare at each other* 1st judge *nods* 2nd judge: ""We'll allow it"""

"How do you get to the front page of Reddit? Take a racist joke and throw Donald Trumps name in the title."

"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"

"I've made my decision. I can finally say that I'd like to have some kids. Trust me, I know I can raise then right. Does anybody know where I can find some goats?"

"It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka."

"An Irishman, a Scot and an Englishman walk into a pub... They each enjoyed a pint and shared some laughs. It was a great night."

"What's the capital of Canada? Tim Hortons."

"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"

"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"

"Remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk? My boss has yet to be impressed with this skill."