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Joke of the Day

"[Spelling bee] Your word is Monogamous. M-O-N-O-T-O-N-O-U-S *2 Judges stare at each other* 1st judge *nods* 2nd judge: ""We'll allow it"""

"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"

"When cows jump over barbed wire fences.... there is udder destruction!"

"October 10th was such a great day 10/10"

"Why did the chicken fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"Bumper sticker: We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic..."

"Hawaiians were never known to be cannibals. Maybe a nibble here and there... You know, finger food."

"Your mom is so dumb.... She tried to climb Mountain Dew"

"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."

"yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic"