207922
Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI? Syphilis Snape"
Next Joke
"Marriage is like a card game. At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a Spade."
"Whenever I wake up in a bad mood I always wear a shirt I don't like just in case I turn into The Hulk."
"A psychic sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He says ""You're about to jump from Empire State Building tomorrow."""
"red (political majority) white (racial majority) and blue (militant majority)"
"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."
"I hope I get a good grade on my kids science project this year."
"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."
"I'm writing a book on procrastination I'm only on page 1 sadly"
"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."