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Joke of the Day
"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."
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"I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them ""My Dixie wrecked"""
"So I heard a new Pope was elected today... His wife and kids must be so proud!"
"What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? A frustacean"
"Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a Note 7 in my car allahu akbar"
"I'm like a kid. People like me best when I'm quiet or sleeping."
"Did you hear about the narcoleptic, necrophiliac mortician? He fell asleep in the job."
"Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility."
"I finally figured out what I wanna be when I get older...........................Younger!"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."