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Joke of the Day

"Redditors of Mississippi. Tell me how do you feel abou- Oh wait, you can't read."

"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"

"For the New Year, I vow to take a selfie at 720p.m. It's a decent resolution."

"What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol? Xanax since he's a Bartender"

"I managed to hit 18 holes today... And I still have time for golf."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You're a fucking rapist."

"How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch."

"If you crossed a cow with a goat what would you get? Half and half!"

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"The female praying mantis... knows how to get ahead in life."