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"I show sines of addiction to trigonometry..."
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"I used to work with this black lady who had one arm and one leg... ...we called her Elbony"
"Dijon vu The feeling you've eaten this mustard before."
"Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position."
"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."
"My parachute didn't deploy At least I have the rest of my life to fix it."
"Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, ""Are you ok?"" And the other replies, ""Olive!"""
"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"
"What does a cat say when it lands on it's back? Me. Ow."
"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"