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Joke of the Day
"My parachute didn't deploy At least I have the rest of my life to fix it."
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"Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey"
"[Bowling Alley] ""I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any bowling shoes left"" *gestures towards a happy family of centipedes bowling*"
"Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head."
"You hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"
"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."
"A blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm when he ejaculates... [NSFW] And you wonder why the sea tastes so salty..."
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."
"There's an Anti-Parallelogram Party tonight. Be there, or be square."