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Joke of the Day

"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"

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"What do you call an origional joke on Reddit? Mine"
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"When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it"
"My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down."
"After an outage, what time does the power come back on? 12:00 --:-- 12:00 --:--"
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."
"Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two."
"I dunno why people say hurtful things like... ""Wanna go for a run?"" or ""Try this kale."""
"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""