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Joke of the Day
"I used to work with this black lady who had one arm and one leg... ...we called her Elbony"
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"Your mom.. has one arm, one leg, one titty, one eye, and one finger. They call her ""Uno"". Ironically enough, she also works at Ihop..."
"Who is dear & near friend... Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear & near friend... Its U, Who's a liar.. Its me"
"Donald Trump For President! That was the joke"
"Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be."
"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"I don't trust stairs... They always look like they're up to something."
"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"
"what if grass screamed when you walked on it"
"What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat."