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Joke of the Day

"How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes? For me, it's about three fifths."

"What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort"

"How Are A Prostitute And A Pirate Ship Alike? They're both full of seamen."

"If sexual harassment is wrong, I don't want to be caught."

"I tried phone sex today I ended up with hearing aids"

"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"

"I don't hate my job. I just really enjoy curling up in a ball and sobbing under a blanket in the backseat of my car during lunch."

"While we still don't know the motivations or the thought process behind the Boston Bombings I think it's safe to say that the perpetrators are racists."

"Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous ""Obamanible snowman...?"" *obama walks in* Everything okay joe? *nervously* ""Uh yeah just fine"""

"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"