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Joke of the Day
"Dijon vu The feeling you've eaten this mustard before."
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"I have insomnia. I have insomnia My doctor says it's very common and that I shouldn't lose any sleep over it."
"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."
"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."
"Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run."
"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."
"When I heard about Ferguson.. ...I assumed it related to Sir Alex Ferguson"
"You all hate smokers until you need to light a birthday cake..."
"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""
"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? That's because it hasn't come out."