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Joke of the Day

"Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, ""What the hell have I done?"""

"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens."

"What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) A bench can support a family."

"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."

"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"

"What's the difference between Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods only wants to fuck your wife."

"Me: look at these colorful leaves, fall is so beautiful Leaf: *cough* behold the desolation of my brothers *wheeze* death surrounds us all"

"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."

"My friend Dave told me this joke about Hillary Clinton yesterday... I was just wondering if anyone here has heard from him?"

"Women are always complaining about wanting a boyfriend... And when I offer they act all repulsed and tell me to get out of their house before they call the cops for breaking in, women am I right?"