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Joke of the Day

"Why is Santa's Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."

"Doctor doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks."

"Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes."

"Why does more black people get run over during the day? You can't see them when it is night."

"That's so nice of Activia to offer a money back guarantee. Am I supposed to send them pictures of myself not shitting?"

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? sodium hypobromite"

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."

"No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact."

"If Hillary Clinton stripped off her pant suit, what would you see? Depends."

"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."