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Joke of the Day

"A motorist runs over a woman. Who's to blame? The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)"

"What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!"

"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""

"You go for a run then post your route to Facebook. I dig a hole on that route then cover it with sticks and leaves. We both get exercise."

"A man gets shot in the foot. As he's driving to the hospital, he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, ""Someone's got a serious case of leadfoot."""

"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."

"The cannibal was late to dinner He was given the cold shoulder"

"Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear. Also sorry for the shoddy manscaping."

"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"