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Joke of the Day
"I know Mexican judo Judo know if I have a knife. Judo know if I have a gun."
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"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """
"Women's sports"
"An Asian boy come home from the doctor and he tells his dad... Son: Dad the doctor said I'm allergic to bees Dad: That good, now you can only get A"
"A reason why we can't have a perfect world: Because I don't want one."
"How did the toilet paper beat the asshole in the election? With a smear campaign."
"New users will never know about the old Twitter. I'll tell them stories of it, and how I walked uphill both ways. In the snow."
"I love getting Halloween candy... It makes me Snicker(s)."
"If a super villain attacks my house whose only weakness is leftover soy sauce packets from the take-out place, he is so fucked."
"Wife and I are having an argument: At what point do we tell the highway it's adopted?"