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Joke of the Day

"People ask me questions like I'm listening"

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis. . . But it's too short & not many people get it."

"I farted in a room full of hipsters.. then watched them fight over who heard it first."

"She danced her way into his heart. -She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot."

"You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? Pluck a duck."

"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."

"China is now entering sperm as contestants in Olympic swimming events, claiming they are of age."

"It's fun to chant ""Bloody Mary"" three times into your car's side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up"

"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"

"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"