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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, using a french fry and an onion ring to simulate how I wanted the rest of the evening to go wasn't the most romantic move ever."

"What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met? nothing, hes a fan."

"Our choices in U.S. presidential candidates. If nobody laughs, it would just be sad."

"You hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers. But isn't it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?"

"People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."

"What did Ohio say to Oklahoma? Oh, hi ""O"". `ifit'sbaddon'tkillme`"

"Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses"

"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."