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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!"

"I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash"

"Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents"

"Who's the dankest pokemon? Vaporeon"

"The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to ""Blown Out"" Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains."

"I once asked a girl out on a date to perform in my favorite hobby. She demanded there be no strings attached We had a shit day flying kites"

"""I rapidly kidnapped a happily napping kid"" is not only a fun tongue twister, but also a Felony! ...or so my lawyer tells me."

"In the future, Martian singers will have to drop their albums 62% earlier in order to account for reduced gravity on Mars."

"I hate three things in this world: math"